Lightbulb Joke Jokes - 7 Hilarious Lightbulb Joke Jokes

Lightbulb Jokes (OC)

There is a large number of lightbulbs jokes that go, "How many X does it take to screw in a lightbulb?", with X ranging from blondes to bolsheviks. But why is it that the answer never equals one? Grandma knew why: Many hands make light work.

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A collection of lightbulb jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Just Juan

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Two. One to hold the lightbulb and one to drink until the room spins.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Just two but who knows how the...

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but the light has to really want to change.

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A pair of Lightbulb Jokes

How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to hold a carton the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored b...

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Lightbulb joke compilation

The r/lightbulbjoke subreddit is garbage and I like lightbulb jokes. Please help me build my lightbulb joke collection. (Formatting is not being nice.)

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew the lightbulb.

How many hipsters does it take to...

There's been a lot of lightbulb jokes lately

I'd say it's a hot topic.

In response to the Country Singer lightbulb joke, how many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

13.

1 to do it, and 12 to say they could do it better.

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