Weed Wacker Jokes

Jim turns to Bob, and says, "You know what, I'm going to go to college!" He then leaves the bar and makes his way over to the local college. He is met with the Dean of Administration, who is explaining to Jim what classes he is going to take.

"Alright, Jim. You are going to take 4 classes," t... read more

I'm a weed wacker.

- Yo mama is hairy, she shaves her legs with a weed wacker.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
- Yo mama is so poor, when came over I stepped on a cigarette butt she said "who turned off the heat".
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