So this Elf, Dwarf and a Thief go out on an adventure
So this Dwarf, Elf and Thief go out on adventure - the Elf armed with a great bow, the Dwarf with a warhammer and the thief with an empty sack "for all the gold we'll find!" They travel for days and days until they approach the entrance to a dangerous and dark dungeon. Bu they see that another par...
The guardsman, the commissar, and the orks.
Preface: In case you are not familiar with the Warhammer universe, if enough orks believe something, reality will warp to make it so. And no... I am not the author of the joke... Do get over it please.
Once upon a time, there was a fierce battle raging in the jungle between the Imperi...
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How many girlfriends have you had before me?
She asked casually, as she sat on the edge of my bed pretending to be interested in my Warhammer catalogue.
Fucking stupid question.
What's the difference between a Necron and a Lawyer?
One is an emotionless robot with no respect for human life, the other is a faction in warhammer 40k
What do you call a miniature pension?
It's nice to see women who don't lose their figures as they grow older.
They take such a long time to paint and Warhammer is expensive enough as it is.