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We should really thank the guy who invented Venetian blinds

Without him it would be curtains for us all.

How do you make a Venetian blind?

You poke him in the eyes.

How do you make a venetian blind?

Poke his eyes out

Credits go to my 90 year old grandfather, currently completing his PhD
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