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Venetian Blind Jokes

We should really thank the guy who invented Venetian blinds

Without him it would be curtains for us all.

How do you make a Venetian blind?

You poke him in the eyes.

How do you make a venetian blind?

Poke his eyes out

Credits go to my 90 year old grandfather, currently completing his PhD

I was nearly at the freeway entrance...

... when I suddenly remembered that since I had the SUV today, I was stuck with dropping our Great Dane off at the vets that morning. A screeching u-turn, more than a few rolling stops and made it back in record time. Bursting into the house, I tore from room to room, calling for the dog. Throwing ...

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