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Trip Advisor Jokes

I've just been on Trip Advisor

Absolutely no help about a twisted ankle and a grazed knee

Twenty years ago, my friend made a website where you compare getting high from different drugs.

It was the original trip advisor.

Trip advisor

When you think about it, 'Hotel California' is just a bad 'Trip Advisor' review with a three minute guitar solo.

Just been on Trip Advisor...

They recommended LSD and Magic Mushrooms.

I’ve just been on Trip Advisor.

Nothing about how to deal with a cut knee.

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If your sexual experience would be reviewed in trip advisor style, what would it be?

Be the first to give a review

I was just on Trip Advisor and it was a complete waste of time!

There's absolutely *no* information about twisted ankles or skinned knees!

I had a buddy in college who always gave us suggestions as to what booze or drugs to try.

He was the original trip advisor.

I've just fallen over on the pavement.

I've left a review on Trip Advisor.

I kept falling over but didn’t know what to do. My friend told me to look on...

Trip Advisor

Take care while walking on uneven pavements.

For more information- see trip advisor.

Today, my friend warned a pedestrian about a pothole

I guess that makes him a trip advisor.

The wife just said "you treat our house like a hotel".

I think she may come to regret saying that when I give her a low score on Trip Advisor for 'rude staff'.

What do you call an expert in psychedelics?

A trip advisor.

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