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They say English surnames all had a meaning, as in, "Smiths" were blacksmiths and "Taylors" were tailors...

So what the fuck did the Dickinsons do?

What is Goofyโ€™s favorite brand of shoes?

Hyuck Taylors

What do you call two Chuck Taylors talking?

A converse-ation.

What kind of shoes does Optimus Prime wear?

Truck Taylors

Glossing Over a Criminal in the Family Tree

The Taylors were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had traveled to America as pilgrims on the Mayflower. They had included congressmen, successful entrepreneurs, famous sports figures and television stars. They decided to research and write a family history, something for their childr...

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