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Super Soldier Jokes

People tell me I look like Captain America!

Before he got his Super Soldier Serum...

Project: Reimagined

There once was a secret government program that tried to create perfect soldiers through genetic modification, cloning, and strenuous conditioning.
What they wanted to achieve was the normal super soldier run down:
- Super strong
- Super fast
- Super smart
- Super obedient
They s...

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