A Suicidal person and a Homicidal person are roomed together in a psyche ward
The homicidal person says "we share a common interest"
What does a suicidal person say to greet their suicidal friend?
“How’s it hanging?”
Bad advice to a suicidal person
Hang in there
What's the worst thing to say to a suicidal person?
Hang in there
What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?
I want to hang by myself for a bit.
What did the ambitious suicidal person say?
I'm going to kill myself, or die trying.
What is a suicidal person's favorite card game?
Bridge.
A homicidal and a suicidal patent are put in the same room in a psych ward.
The suicidal person says "well that makes 2 people that want me dead."
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