Yesterday I went to the supermarket, had a stuffy nose when an old lady asked me:
“Are you sick?”
“No, it’s just cocaine”
She looked at me and replied:
“Thank god young men”
Woman: Doc, I’m farting constantly! No smell and no sound. Since I came in, I must have farted at least 20 times. I bet you never noticed?!
Doctor: I got it, I got it. I’ll write you a prescription for some medicine. Come back next week. A week later Woman: Doc, What the hell did you give me? Now my farts are still silent but they reek like hell!! Doctor: Perfect! Your stuffy nose is all better. Now we just need to tak...
What goes 'boooooo' 'boooooo'?
A cow with a stuffy nose...