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Webmd Jokes

I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD

and found out I have Gary Busey

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I eat p***y like I smoke cigarettes…

All the way to the butt.

WebMD has integrated Google's Deepmind.

On startup it performed a self diagnostic test.

Turns out, it's cancer.

WebMD is updating its server

WebMD is updating its server because of a virus. Well, they think it was a virus, but it could also be malaria, kidney failure, cardiovascular diseases, dengue, or worst final stage of cancer with -30 days to live.

WebMD just released the entire catalog of human diseases...

* cancer
* flu

How is looking up your symptoms on WebMD like your July Horoscope?

It's probably cancer.

What does WebMD have in common with the rest of the internet?

They think everything is cancer.

A guy calls the doctor after reading WebMD all night...

He says, "Doc, I think I might be a hypochondriac."

Where do spiders seek health advice

WebMD

What do you call a doctor that got their degree online?

WebMD

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Working Jim

One day, Jim goes to work.

First thing when he walks through the door, the receptionist says "Wow Jim, you look awful. You feeling okay?" Jim replies the he feels good and keeps going.

He gets to the factory floor and his line neighbor also comments how bad he looks, but again Jim say...

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