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Splitting Wood Jokes

I killed someone while splitting wood today

I'm getting off though, they declared it an axe-ident

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Timmy and Johnny having a relaxing day at the house.

Timmy and Johnny, two brothers were having a relaxed day at the house, Timmy, the older one was out splitting wood when Johnny comes and asks him if he could help, Timmy asks in reply "Can your pecker touch your asshole?" Johnny says "No." and Timmy tells him when his pecker can touch his asshole he...

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