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Skynyrd Jokes

The surviving members of Lynyrd Skynyrd started a book club.

According to their schedule, Tuesday’s “Gone With the Wind.”

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What do 'Free bird' by Lynyrd Skynyrd and my orgasms have in common?

5 minutes solo. Meh.

Did you know Lynyrd Skynyrd owns a movie theater that plays a different classic film every day?

Tuesday’s Gone with the Wind

My girlfriend told me that she'll kick me out if I don't stop quoting Lynyrd Skynyrd.

I asked her "If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?"

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The Tin Man's Record Collection

I was in Oz visiting the Tin Woodsman' and I discovered his large record collection, I asked if I could flip through it. Awkwardly he said I could but warned me that he was ashamed of it. I shrugged it off and began flipping through, he had an album by every band I could think of, Stones, yup. Skyny...

I think my dog's been smoking pot.

Just the other day I told him to play dead and he said "Nah man play Skynyrd!"
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