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Skidmark Jokes

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What do you call a skidmark that won't come out?

Undie Turd.

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Two skidmarks are stuck to the side of the toilet bowl.

One asks the other, how long are you planning on sticking around?

Other one says.. I dunno, just until I get pissed off.

Lawyers and dead skunks

What's the difference between a lawyer and a skunk lying dead in the road?

There are skidmarks leading up to the skunk.

Clean Underwear

My mom always told me to wear clean underwear in case I was ever in an accident. I never thought this was a real thing until I read about a car accident in the paper. They said the officers at the scene checked and there were no skidmarks.

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