UPJOKE
disinformationhiroshimashow of forcenagasakibaghdadunited statescold warutcnuclear weaponsinsurgencycbs newstommy frankssonysaddam husseincruise missile

Shock And Awe Jokes

Why did George W. Bush call it "Shock and Awe"?

Because "Terror" had already been taken.

A man finds a genie in a bottle...

A British man is walking a long a beach one day and finds a lamp in the sand. Hoping for the best he rubs it and almost instantly a genie appears. The genie says, "for releasing me from this lamp I will grant you one wish." The man is in a state of shock and awe from not only being granted a wish bu...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The danger of eating Chili

I went grocery shopping this weekend, which in
hindsight may not have been very wise.

You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'You're definitely going to yourself' chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful,which ...
1 joke is hidden here because they may not be suitable for all ages.
show them anyway

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.