Schmear Jokes - 5 Hilarious Schmear Jokes

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What do you call a bagel with cream cheese and paprika?

A pap schmear.

Did you hear PBR is coming out with a new beer cheese spread?

Its called Pabst-Schmear

A lot of people are talking about how unhealthy bagels are for you, and how there are so many better breakfast options.

It’s a real schmear campaign.

Did you hear about the Rabbi that ran for political office?

He ran a schmear campaign.

Did you hear about the new PBR-flavored bagel spread

"Pabst schmear"

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