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Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What is a scam artist's favorite card game?

Go phish.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

The World’s Greatest Gambler

A man begins to deposit a ridiculous amount of money into his bank. Out of nowhere. Someone takes notice, and after a long and complicated series of accusations and charges the man winds up going to court. He shows up with his defense attorney.

The judge asks him bluntly “Sir, how did you com...

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