Scale Of 1 To 10 Jokes - 9 Hilarious Scale Of 1 To 10 Jokes

On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are you to be rebellious?

Doctor, on a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is this tumor?

Doctor: "I'd say it's be-nine."

Patient: "Hahaha"

Doctor: "Hahahaha"

Patient: "Haha"

Doctor: "You have a month to live."

On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed with the Harry Potter Series am I?

9 3/4

So, I asked my German grandfather hoe racist he was, scale of 1 to 10

He said "NEIN!"

On a scale of 1 to 10…

How would you rate binary code?

I asked my wife “on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you rate yourself?” And in a sassy tone, she said “11”.

I told her “Must be a pH scale cause you’re basic as hell.”

My girlfriend just asked how mature I was on a scale of 1 to 100..

..apparently 69 was not the correct answer.

Actual exchange the morning of my wedding yesterday:

Photographer (to bride): scale of 1 to 10, what's your stress level at?

Bride: 8

Groom (me): WOOHOO SINGLE DIGITS

what do you think of the number 4?

you mean like on a scale of 1 to 10?

stolen from:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/31g6qc/i_am_a_don_hertzfeldt_filmmaker_ama/cq1dzn8

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