Doctor, on a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is this tumor?
Doctor: "I'd say it's be-nine."
Patient: "Hahaha"
Doctor: "Hahahaha"
Patient: "Haha"
Doctor: "You have a month to live."
On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are you to be rebellious?
11
On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed with the Harry Potter Series am I?
9 3/4
On a scale of 1 to 10…
How would you rate binary code?
I asked my wife “on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you rate yourself?” And in a sassy tone, she said “11”.
I told her “Must be a pH scale cause you’re basic as hell.”
My girlfriend just asked how mature I was on a scale of 1 to 100..
..apparently 69 was not the correct answer.
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