Samsung Galaxy Jokes - 11 Hilarious Samsung Galaxy Jokes

The store tried to charge me $500 for a Samsung Galaxy knockoff.

I said "This is Huawei robbery!"

The new Samsung Galaxy S8 was just announced.

I hear it's the bomb.

It was announced yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones.

Well, they’re going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.

If someone says "Someone in this room has a bomb," I can't rule myself out as a suspect.

- Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note7

A man named Tenison March was filmed exiting the bureau of births, deaths and marriages.

Footage shows that seconds later, another man named “Samsung Galaxy-9 Jr” (formerly Allen Frank) was seen throwing wild punches at March.

March, an ex-Green Beret, was able to fend off the attack until police arrived on the scene to make an arrest.

Galaxy-9 has been charged with batter...

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What's Hitler's favourite phone?

Samsung Galaxy SS

When I was at the immigration office, I interrupted an officer answering his phone and told him "Ship them back where they came from. They have a tendency to explode". He arrested me for being Islamophobic.

As I was dragged out, I was yelling "I was talking about your Samsung Galaxy Note 7!"

My local electronics retailer is having a fire sale.

The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is the hottest item.

ISIS released a new video today

In it they claimed responsibility for manufacturing the Samsung Galaxy Note 7

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The priest and the rabbi

Sent from my Verizon, Samsung Galaxy Tablet

PRIEST AND RABBI

Priest and a Rabbi

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.

After a while, the priest turne...

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