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Russian Humor Jokes

Dark Russian humor

A wife went to the beach and didn't return. A husband called the police.

The police came in a week.

- We have 3 news for you: good, bad and great.

- Let's start with the bad one.

- Your wife drowned - we pulled her out of the water.

- And what is the good news?
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Old Russian Joke

A father is waiting for his kid to be born in the hospital. He's super nervous, pacing back and forth, cigars in his breast pocket ready to go. After what seems like a several days, a doctor finally walks into the waiting room and asks who's waiting for the baby. The father runs up to the doctor....

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