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Quitting Smoking Jokes

Quitting smoking is the easiest thing I've ever done.

I've quit hundreds of times.

I don’t know why so many people complain about quitting smoking. It’s super easy to do.

I’ve done it 11 times.

100% effective method on quitting smoking

1. Start quitting
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I heard that quitting smoking is one of the most empowering things you can do in life

I didn't want to miss out, so I took up smoking.

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A man goes to the doctor to try and quit smoking

"Doc, you've got to help me, I have tried all the conventional methods of quitting smoking, and none have worked. Do you have any drastic cures?"

The doctor replies "well, there is something I know for this. Every night before bed, take a cigarette from the packet and put it up your , a...

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