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My neighbor just got arrested for growing pot plants

I guess my property line isn't where I thought it was.

Why shouldn't you grow marijuana in the ground?

Because it's a pot plant.

Was out on the trusty steed this evening, riding through the woods...

Suddenly we came to a stop and he began to nibble on some weeds. I decided not to protest until I realized he was eating what appeared to be a pot plant. He began to wobble a little and I couldn't help but think, I probably need to get off my high horse.

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Three men go to hell

The devil says if you can last one year with what caused you to die in a locked room, I'll let you go back to earth the moment you died without no one mn owing and you can continue living.

He goes to the first man to which he says "booze I drank everything in sight and it lead to my organs fe...

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