Oxford Comma Jokes - 8 Hilarious Oxford Comma Jokes

My 3 Favorite Things

My 3 favorite things are the Oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities

I came home to an intervention put on by my ex-lovers, my mom and my dad.

And this is why we need the oxford comma.

The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died.

Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England.

Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford Comma walk into a bar.

Both of them have a great time.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the pass...

I've got another example of the importance of Oxford commas:

I passed a headstone the other day which read, "Here lies Tyler Goetz, a lawyer and a good man."

 

I just can't believe the three of them agreed on such ambiguous syntax.

An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars.

A question mark walks into a bar?

I’m all for three things . . .

Maintaining parallel structure, always using the Oxford comma and hypocrisy.

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