I've got another example of the importance of Oxford commas:

I passed a headstone the other day which read, "Here lies Tyler Goetz, a lawyer and a good man."

 

I just can't believe the three of them agreed on such ambiguous syntax.

Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford Comma walk into a bar.

Both of them have a great time.

An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars.

A question mark walks into a bar?

The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died.

Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England.

A little bit about me.

I enjoy subtle jokes, oxford commas and irony.

There are 3 things that I love:

The Oxford Comma, irony, and missed opportunities.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the pass...

I’m all for three things . . .

Maintaining parallel structure, always using the Oxford comma and hypocrisy.

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