The doctor: "It's perfectly okey to get a hard on whilst doing a prostate examination."

Patient :" but doctor I don't have a hard on?"

Doctor:"No, but I do"

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There is this dude who's in a lift going down from the fifth floor of a hospital

When the lift reaches third floor it stops and a woman he knows gets in.

He goes like "Hey Meg what you doing in the hospital?"

Meg "oh!! hi Carl I just come to sell some blood, they pay you here you know? 50 pounds each time I come! But tell me about you is all okey??"

Carl " Y...

What is the WiFi password?

[Me at a bar]

Me: What is the wifi password?

Bartender: you have to buy a drink first

Me: okay, one Coke please.

Bartender: is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure.

Bartender: That will be $3.

Me: Okey then, what's the wifi password?

Bartender: you have to buy...

This is a son and a father in a car and the father says:

Father: Son, can you check if the car blinker is working

The son goes to the front of the car and starts looking at the car blinkers.

Father: Okey, is it working?

Son: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes.

There once was a farmer with three daughters who were all going out on their first date at the same time.

The farmer, being protective over his daughters, decided to meet their dates at the door with his shotgun.

The doorbell rang, and the farmer answered the door.

He was met with a boy, who said:

"Hi! My name's Joe.

I'm here for Flo.

We're going to the show.
...

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The four kids....

The four kids sat on four different chairs in front of the principal looking rather sad.

“Why did you get sent here?” asked the principal to the boy sitting far right.

“I threw rock into the water.”

“Okey, that’s a weird reason for your teacher to send you here” responded the pr...

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A college kid was hitchhiking through the hills of Scotland

A college kid was hitchhiking through the hills of Scotland, when, as is the custom in such areas, an unexpected rainstorm came up. Seeking shelter, he found an old stone pub with a light on, and stumbled in through the front door. The pub was painfully small, with just a handful of stools, a bark...

A genie grant a man two wishes

Genie: What is your first wish?

Jeff: I want to be Rich

Genie: Okey, what is your second wish?

Rich: I want lots of money

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