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What did Hailey Joel Osmont say when climbing mt everest?

Icy dead people

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My wife and I had a great romantic courtship and then got married on the summit of Mt Everest

But it was all downhill from there.

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Me: I am thinking of climbing Mt Everest again.

My alter ego: Really? How many times have you climbed Mt Everest so far?
Me: Not once yet, but it is the seventh time I have had this thought.

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I am over 18

A nude artist dies while climbing Mt Everest

Nobody paid them, they had to do it for the exposure.

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Father: "Son, you shall follow in my footsteps of escorting climbers up Mt Everest."

Son: "Sher pa."

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When Andrew Waugh was surveying Mt Everest in 1856 he came up with a height of exactly 29,000 ft. Fearing people would think that was just an imprecise estimation he reported it as 29,002 ft.

Because of this, some say he was the first to place two feet on the summit of Everest.

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