Monkey Bar Jokes - 9 Hilarious Monkey Bar Jokes

I hate monkey bars

They only have banana daiquiris

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Did you know before they had Monkey bars

Monkeys would just drink at home.

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Why did the chicken cross the monkey bars?

To get to the other slide

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At recess, all the children are playing outside.

Little Mohammed goes to the swings and asks Little Jack if he can play on the swings too.

"No, go away," replied Little Jack. "You're different and weird."

A bit shaken, Little Mohammed goes to ask Little Suzie if he can play with her on the monkey bars.

"No thanks, I'd rather n...

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I saw the most disgusting thing today: a strip club across the street from a playground.

Just trying to enjoy the day with my family while losers are swinging on monkey bars 50 feet away.

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Guy and his two buddies are at a bar, when one of them nudges the other two

"See those three women over there? Lets go talk to them."

So they go over and strike up a conversation, buying them a few drinks. After a while, each of his friends ask one of the women to dance. As he's about to ask the third girl to dance he notices she's in a wheelchair and then sees him l...

Wanna know why those baboons are always drinking in the park?

It’s the only place with monkey bars.

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An elderly man stopped my eight year old in the park.

An elderly man stopped my 8 year old at the park. He had been watching him play and pulled him aside to question him.

He said, "I can't believe what you're doing! You're running around, eating candy bars with filthy hands, and then jumping off the monkey bars, you are gonna get seriously inj...

First time posting here. I always found this f$%#ed up, but hilarious.

Q: Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms

Me: Knock Knock

Them: Whose there?

Me: Not Lucy.

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