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Mile High Jokes

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The Mile High Club

Have I joined The Mile high club??

Listen. I can’t even get my wife to bang me in my own house let alone a fuckin airplane!!!

Mile High Club

Airplane pilot comes on the intercom and says "folks, to save the lives of the other 127 people on this plane, 3 of you will have to jump."

Everyone looks around and finally a Frenchman stands up and says "in the name of France, I'll jump. Viva la France!" And he jumps out of the plane.
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People ask me why I never joined the Mile High Club

I just don't give a flying fuck.

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I asked the flight attendant on the plane if I could join the mile high club.

She replied back, " Sir, we don't offer that service, we are Virgin Airlines".

Mile high club

A couple traveling to Dallas on a plane want to join the mile high club. They can’t figure out how to do it without drawing attention.

Finally the woman sits on mans lap and has him fully inserted. She leans forward to the person in front of them and says “are you going to Dallas” they say y...

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Sure, joining the Mile High Club is great, but have you ever broken the sound barrier while sounding?

It seems tight at first, but then the cock pit widens.

That Doctor nearly made it into the Mile High Club...

...but getting beaten off doesn't count.

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What did the airline stewardess say to the passenger who whispered in her ear that his last dying wish was to join the mile high club? (NSFW)

"I don't give a flying fuck!"

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A man getting a BJ from a 65 year old prostitute and a man walking a mile high tight rope are thinking the same thing.

Don't Look Down

Two cowboys were patrolling the border between Wyoming and Utah.

Two cowboys were patrolling the border between Wyoming and Utah, one from each state. In the trail ahead they see a shining object so the cowboy from Utah jumps off his horse excitedly and picks it up. He has found a genie's lamp so he gives it a rub and the genie pops out. The genie says, "Since th...

Three Paddy's stranded in the desert

Three men; Paddy Irishman, Paddy Englishman and Paddy Scotsman, were stranded in the desert where they found a magic lamp.

Paddy Irishman picked it up, gave it a rub and a genie popped out and exclaimed "You have set me free! I'll grant you all one wish each!"

Paddy Scotsman went first...

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A man on an airplane asked the stewardess to have sex with him on the plane.

The Stewardess said, "No way".

The man protested, "I have cancer, and this will be my last flight and I'd really like to join the mile high club before I die."

The Stewardess replied, "I don't give a flying fuck."

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If you smoke a joint while having sex on a plane...

...does that put you in the two mile high club?

Paddy Englishman and Paddy Irishman

Paddy Englishman and Paddy Irishman are walking along the beach together, when they come upon a lamp in the sand. Being familiar with such clichés, they picked up the lamp, rubbed it, and lo and behold a genie appeared before them.

"For releasing me from my prison, I shall grant you both one ...

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