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What's the difference between heaven and Scotland?

In heaven you might hear somebody say "Hey you, get off my cloud" in Scotland you might hear somebody say "Hey McCloud get off my ewe"

what did mick jagger say when he caught hugh hefner and dennis weaver in the bedroom together?

hey, hugh, get off of mccloud.

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