Driver shortages will soon be a thing of the past as Boris has personally ordered 50000 fridge magnets from Amazon today. A reporter asked how that will help to which trolley replies "well we know there are two poles in a magnet..."
What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?
A magnet only has two Poles.
Theme 2: Polish
--Q: How do you get a one-armed Pole out of a tree?
--A: Wave to him.
Q: What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?
A: A new last name.
--Q: Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?
--A: He was scheduled to take a u...