Boris saves Christmas .....

Driver shortages will soon be a thing of the past as Boris has personally ordered 50000 fridge magnets from Amazon today. A reporter asked how that will help to which trolley replies "well we know there are two poles in a magnet..."

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Theme 2: Polish

--Q: How do you get a one-armed Pole out of a tree?

--A: Wave to him.

Q: What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding

A: A new last name.

--Q: Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

--A: He was scheduled to take a u...

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