The Beatles are sitting around a table in a diner. all of them are happily sitting there with their arms around their wives, all except for poor old Ringo.
“Guys? I’m really getting the blues being all lonely here. How do you suggest going about getting a woman?” He asks, drumming his finge...
Me and my friends have achieved the level of Led Zeppelin's members in musicianship.
The drummer plays the drums like Jimmy Page, the guitarist plays the guitar like John Bonham, the bassist plays the bass like Robert Plant and I sing like John Paul Jones.
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A man walks into a bar with an octopus...
He says: "I'll bet you 50 bucks my octopus can play any instrument!"
The bartender takes the bet and hands an octopus a guitar. The octopus plays the guitar like Jimi Hendrix.
Then a barmaid comes over with a trumpet and the octopus plays the trumpet.
Then a waitress comes ov...
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