Life Hack Jokes - 11 Hilarious Life Hack Jokes

What's the best life hack?

An axe

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If you sleep till noon you only have to pay for two meals instead of three.

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If you beat your kids at a burger king it legally changes from child abuse to a whopper jr.

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Life Hack: Give your child a normal name.

Me: I'm guessing you're still pissed that we called you Life Hack...

Life hack for driving

Always get your driver's license picture taken when your stoned. That way, the police will think you always look that way.

I got my student loans down from 100k to 50k overnight with this super easy life hack.

Divorce

Life hacks from Secretary Stalin, don’t dress for the job you want. Use the job you have to create a totalitarian dictatorship to crush your enemies.

*this joke exists because I found out Stalin’s title during his reign was Secretary. During the power struggles his opponents wanted to give him a menial job to side line him. But he realized he controlled who got invitations to meeting, what was on the agenda, and when they should happen. Leading t...

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I was reading some life hacks to my wife, one of them was: If you can do something in less than five minutes, don't postpone it.

Without missing a bit she replied: That was a nice try right there, wise ass.

When buying condoms,

I like to get the condoms that are "ribbed for her pleasure" and turn 'em inside out.

Follow me for more life hacks.

Why did Lizzie Borden accomplish so much?

Because she was so good at life hacks!

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Life hack. I moved my fitness watch to my masterbation hand and now my watch thinks I run a four minute mile every night after my wife falls asleep. I’ll show myself out.

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