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Gaviscon Jokes

Had a friend who died from heartburn...

Can’t believe gaviscon

Last night my friend Gavin overdosed on heart burn medicine......

I can't believe Gaviscon.

Went to the doctors the other day..

Went to the doctors the other day.
Get into the surgery when his phone rings.

Doc said "I gotta go. Look after the surgery for me while I'm gone. Don't worry, there's only 3 more patients, it won't take long. I'll be back in 15 minutes."
And off he goes.

When he comes back, he as...
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