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Foot Fetish Jokes

What kind of candy do you offer a woman with a foot fetish?

Mentos

Why do people with foot fetishes never win?

Because they like the taste of defeat

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I met up with this girl the other night that also has a foot fetish...

I met up with this girl the other night that also has a foot fetish. When she got to my place, she asked if we could just masturbate to some foot porn together instead of having sex. It wasn't what I had in mind, but I agreed anyway. At the end of it, both of us felt pretty disgusted by the whole th...

I have a foot fetish...

I have tried using meters but it just doesn't work for me.

My wife begged me not to tell anyone about her foot fetish.

Well I’ve only gone and put my foot in it.

What do you call a klansman with a foot fetish?

Black toes intolerant

Yesterday i found out that i got a foot fetish

Because i like Mentos

Why won't Americans switch to the metric system?

They have a foot fetish

If a man with a foot fetish cheats on his wife...

Does that mean he got off on the wrong foot?

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Me and my friend have an amputee foot fetish.

I know, it's gross, but we can only cum on prosthetic legs. Anyway, our last three-way with an amputee, we both prematurely came on her real toes! I had to politely ask the girl, "Can we start over? I feel like we got off on the wrong foot."

I was once accused of having a Foot fetish…

…but that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.

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There was a couple who explored kinky sex but they finally decided they liked “oral” more than “foot fetish.”

They were “head over heels” in love.

You know what they call a foot fetish in Paris?

They got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the hell a foot is.

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My girlfriend left me because she has a foot fetish.

My dick is only 11 inches.

My GF told me my foot fetish isn't because I love her feet

It's because my first crush was my sock

Did you hear about the guy with a foot fetish who would intentionally lose?

He loved the smell of da feet!

I told my girlfriend I have a foot fetish...

She said, “this is getting out of hand.”

My friend told me he had a foot fetish...

So I just started hitting him with my 30cm ruler while he moaned.

I wanted to show appreciation to my new girlfriend's foot fetish. Little did I know the woman in the bed was her sister..

I got off on the wrong foot.

He: I have a foot fetish...

She: An uncontrollable desire to return to the imperial measurement system??

How do you get someone with a foot fetish to go on a date with you?

You put your best foot forward!

What do non-Americans call someone with a foot fetish?

A meter maniac..

I have recently discovered that I have a foot fetish, but I'm not sure where to start.

I just want to get off on the right foot.

I've got a foot fetish, but they have to have all ten toes...

I'm lack-toes intolerant.

My SO has a foot fetish which I've never found appealing. After a bit of pressure and experimenting, my SO finally won me over.

I ultimately accepted defeat.

What do people with foot fetishes and recovery vehicle drivers have in common?

Tow (toe) jobs

What is someone with a foot fetish's favourite genre of music?

Sole

What’s a girl with a foot fetish’s favorite candy?

Mentos

What's the difference between a demoralizing loss, and someone with a foot fetish?

One is a crushing defeat, the other has a crush ON the feet.

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I have a foot fetish...

and this morning I was masturbating to a photo of my girlfriend's foot. I later realized it was actually a photo of her sister's foot. I guess you could say I got off on the wrong foot.

All of my European friends tell me I have a foot fetish.

I tell them, I’ll never understand the metric system.

If you have a foot fetish ...

... and happen to get involved in an orgy involving other foot fetishists, always remember to be polite and attentive to those around you.

You don't want to get off on the wrong foot.

My friend has a foot fetish and his crush asked him out last night

She told him to meet her on Sunday but he already had plans with me and some friends

He decided to come with us and told us”you know I wouldn’t ditch you, bros before toes!”

Why is it difficult for people with foot fetishes to make friends?

Cause they always seem to get off on the wrong foot.

The trouble with having an Asian fetish AND a foot fetish...

You're bound to get off on the Wong foot.

What did the taekwondo expert say to the man with a foot fetish?

Get ready to taste defeat

Did you hear about the doctor with a foot fetish?

He was arrested for having his way with the comatoes.

What was the romantic with a foot fetish looking for?

a sole mate

Where do Peeping Toms with foot fetishes hold their annual conference?

Topeka, KS

What did the German say when he quit his foot fetish club?

All feet are same.

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2 Dirty Jokes as told to me by a homeless guy.

If a guy with a foot fetish cheats on his wife, would you say *he got off on the wrong foot?*

**and** (no offense meant to all the women out there, I swear!)

You know why god invented the yeast infection? So that women would also know what it's like to live with a miserable cunt!
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Apparently I have a foot fetish. Feet make me so excited, but I'm always ashamed. I really want to deny it, but after a year of lying to myself...

I accept defeat

What was the name of that south Korean who had a foot fetish?

Suk Sum Toh

Soul Searching

Lately I've been soul searching; discovered I have a foot fetish.

Nearly every country in the world uses metric, except for America...

because America has a foot fetish.

I've heard so many theories about why America won't drop the imperial system

But we all know it's really just a foot fetish

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A man decides he wants to find a girl at a bar.

So he goes to the most popular one in town. Upon entering the bar, he spies a gorgeous woman and approaches her.
Immediately, he says "Before I begin charming you, I would like to admit that I have a particular foot fetish."
"How particular?" the woman asks intrigued.
"Well, for one, I am o...

Why did the guy get an erection when he saw a ruler?

He had a foot fetish.

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