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Food Critic Jokes

What did the food critic say after tasting the Body of Christ?

Very savioury.

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This asshole calling himself a "food critic" said my cooking was shit, so I kicked him in the mouth

He didn't enjoy the taste of defeat

A food critic was stealing pie-making recipes

A food critic was stealing pie-making recipes in the guise of rating and reviewing pies from various bakeries.



She was Pie-rating.

Why was the food critic fired?

They didn't reference their sauces

What the food critic say after eating Shrek?

"He was just meaty ogre"

A food critic was a farm-to-table restaurant

He flagged down the waiter and asked him how they prepared their chicken.
The waiter replied, "Nothing special. We just tell 'em they're gonna die."

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