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Estate Agents Jokes

How are bats like real-estate agents?

It’s all echo-location location location

An armed robber rushes into an estate agents and yelled....

"NOBODY MOVE"

Why do real estate agents put their picture on business cards, Facebook pages, web sites, billboards, bus stops, postcards, vehicle wraps, yard signs, and printed ads?

So you’ll know what they looked like 10 years ago.

What's an estate agents favourite hot beverage?

Proper tea

What's a real estate agents favorite song?

For lease navidad

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We cleared out my grandma's house this morning

We sorted out the good stuff and put it on eBay, and then went to the estate agents to put her house on the market.

She's gonna be pretty pissed off when she gets back from bingo.

A Nasty Divorce

On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on some soft background music, and feaste...

This homeless guy was sitting by the side of the street.

He looked at me, helpless, and said, "I just need a home."

"Come with me," I said. "Let's get in my car. I think I know just the place for you."

He smiled and said, "Sir, I can't thank you enough!"

His face changed when we pulled up outside the estate agents.

My Irish friend Paddy just told me that he robbed a shop last night.

"What did you get?" I asked.

"26 pictures," he smiled, showing me. "The cheapest one is worth over $180,000."

I said, "Dude, these are from an real estate agents."

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