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Out of a 100 CIA initiates, a woman and 2 men are the only ones still remaining after a tough initiation program.

The 3 still have to perform one ultimate test to be fully initiated into the CIA.

The first man is being called by the CIA chief.
"Sir" the chief says "It is time for your final test, a test to prove you will follow orders under any circumstances"
"Right here I have a loaded gun" he con...

A cop walks into a bar...

A cop walked into a bar with a hey sad look on his face.
"What's with the long-face, officer?" Asks the bartender.
"My wife slept with another man on our 20th anniversary. She meant everything to me and i cannot live without her. Please, take my gun and shoot me. I cannot do that myself ...

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