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Dry Rub Jokes

Sugar... Spice... and Everything Nice

These were the ingredients God chose to create the perfect dry rub for a rib.

Did'ya hear about the BBQ pitmaster who got a really bad massage?

It was all his fault though, he asked for a "Dry Rub."

men try to get women off the same way they like their ribs

with a dry rub

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My girlfriend was disgusted when she found out I masturbate with barbecue sauce as lube. I asked her what I should use instead...

She recommended I start with a dry rub.

What's Robert Kraft's favorite wing flavor?

Dry rub!

What do you call a handjob in the desert?

A Dry Rub

What's a BBQ pit master's least favorite massage?

A dry rub.

What did the old lady and the rack of ribs have in common?

They were both used to dry rubs!

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