Me - HAHAHA! Are you Sirius? What's your super powder? Wait a minion…… what the help is happy ninja to me? PLEATS MAKE IT DUCKING STOP!
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Here's a joke I wrote... maybe it's dumb, but really fun to tell.
So, I went to the Home Depot today and stumbled upon this new device used in the emergency room to re-attach a man's private parts after an accident. And guess what? It's nothing but a staple gun! But, sometimes, they mess up and attach it to the wrong person, and I heard they had to invent ANOTHER ...
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