Common Area Jokes - 4 Hilarious Common Area Jokes

A receptionist at a doctor’s office announces new privacy laws to patients waiting in the common area.

“Starting today, people won’t be called by their name.”

People somehow smile and nod.

“So, the man with hemorrhoids, please come in.”

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An old man went to the doctor's clinic where he was stopped by the receptionist

"Good evening sir, how are you today?"

On receiving nothing more than a grunt in return, she continued, "And how may we help you today sir?"

"There's something wrong with my cock!" The old man proclaimed to a room full of patients.

The receptionist was fairly appalled by this ex...

Nursing Home troubles.

An old man is living alone, but his son checks him into a home so he can be taken care of. So the old man is sitting in the common area, when he starts tilting to his left. A nurse comes over and straightens him out. He continues to sit, when he starts tilting to his left. The nurse comes over and s...

A man took his father to a nursing home....

A man took his father to a nursing home for the first time. His father was an elderly man, who had to be in a wheelchair. They toured the facility by themselves and at the end of the tour, the man told his father that he needed to use the restroom and would leave him in the common area for a few min...

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