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Coen Jokes

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A Jew I heard from a Rabbi

Two devout Jewish men walked by a Christian church promoting conversions with $500 for each soul saved. The first fella says to his friend: "Hey Coen, I'm gonna go in there and feign interest to grab some free cash from those putzes bribing people for attendances!" Coen speaks up: "But Sal! You're a...

A Scottish bouncer walks into his local pub...

...and the bartender says:

"We could have used you in here last night, we had that Spanish actor from that Coen brothers film in, smashing the place up."

"Oh, Javier Bardem?"

"No. We just kicked him out."

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