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Coathanger Jokes

What's worse than locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?

Having to go in and ask for a coathanger

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

I locked my keys in my car outside an abortion clinic

They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.

I have always hated shopping for clothes because my mom would always hit me alot with a coathanger as a child

Then i was born

What is in the redneck's toolkit?

- Duct tape
- WD40
- Coathanger

These solve every problem around the house and in the family.

(OC) What’s the opposite of a shotgun wedding?

A coathanger divorce

A guy bursts into a gas station laughing like crazy

Gas station manager asks him what's so funny.

Guy says "There's a blonde outside trying to open her car door with a coathanger through the window"

"I know, I gave her the coat hanger, she locked herself out of her car" says the gas station manager.

Guy stops, then bursts into ev...

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

Twenty years ago my mother almost aborted my brother. Yesterday he died in a fight with a cloakroom attendant.

The coathanger still got him in the end.

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