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Buddah Jokes

What is Buddah's favorite type of cheese?

Gouddah

Jesus on vacation

Jesus is vacationing in New York (they aren't kidding about nobody looking twice at you) when he sees the Buddah smiling from behind a hot dog stand. Jesus approaches, saying he'd be delighted if Buddah could make him one with everything.

Buddah nods knowingly and reaches into the cart where ...

I used to tell everyone I have the body of a Greek God.

But then I learn Buddah wasn't greek

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