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Borden Jokes

They say Lizzie Borden didn’t plan on chopping up her parents, and it was a mercy killing.

She was known for her Random Axe of Kindness.

Why did Lizzie Borden accomplish so much?

Because she was so good at life hacks!

Do not accept a friend request from Lizzie Borden.

You will get hacked.

Who was the most famous hacker in history?

Lizzie Borden.

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