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A man calls his friend

Tells him, hey man! I opened my own business. Its a brothel. You should come by! Were having specials now as the business is newly opened!

\-Oh yeah? What prices do you offer?

Well, we're having a special on Anal, thats $100, BJs are also on sale, for only $20.

\-Wow, those pric...

NSFW Why are nurses bad at giving BJs?

They always wait for the swelling to go down.

"Every kiss beings with Kay"

Which is why I buy all my wife jewelry at BJs.

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