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Elon is firing Twitter employees with bad posture

I have a hunch I might be next.

What does a detective with bad posture say?

"I have a hunch."

My boss said he's going to fire everyone with bad posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

I've got bad posture so what?

Get off my back.

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Was always of the opinion that bad posture didn't pose a threat to my physical well-being.

But after an appointment with my physiotherapist, I stand corrected.

A bus full of ugly people drives off a cliff.

They all make it to Heaven. When they get there God makes them all form a single-file line before the pearly gates and explains to them that as you enter paradise, you can make one wish, so long as it's not to come back to life or anything that interferes with the world of the living.

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