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Ba Dum Tss Jokes

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What's the difference between a rimshot and a rimjob?

One goes *ba dum tss* and the other is da bum kiss.

I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected president

Ba Dum Tss

The modern steak was invented when a piece of meat accidentally fell from a shelf, hit another two shelves, and fell right into a sizzling pan

Ba dum tss

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A Maybe



....Ba Dum Tss

A magnet walks into an elemental singles bar and tries a pickup line on a pretty slab of metal.

"Is your name *Beryllium*? 'Cause you can alka-***lie*** next to *my* earth metal!"

The slab of ***lead*** says "Nah. You don't *attract* me."

Ba dum TSS!

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[Not the Same one] A sheep and a snake roll down a hill inside a drum

Ba dum tss ba dum tss ba tss tss dum



P.S. i know this is a shitty take on the sound, but you hear it at the start of the video.

(AoT joke) What happened to the Survey Corps after Zeke's attack?

They became Survey Corpses.

Ba Dum Tss

3 elephants are falling from a cliff

Two land on ground the third on water.






Ba dum tss

So a clumsy comedian walks into a music shop...

#BA DUM TSS

Why did O.J. Simpson want to flee to Alabama?

Everybody there shares the same DNA.

(Mandatory ba dum tss).

OC Joke - Why did the clown make a bad lumberjack?

Because he had celiacs (silly axe) disease.

*ba dum tss*

What is a musicians favourite weapon?

A glockenspiel.

Ba dum tss

"My new band's name is 1023 MB"

"Awesome! When are you guys playing?"

"I don't know. We don't have a gig yet."

Ba Dum Tss...

So what's the best part about dead baby jokes?

They never get old.


*ba dum tss*

I heard diarrhea is hereditary...

It runs in your jeans. (Ba dum tss)

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue.

ba dum tss

Have you heard about that new movie Constipation?

Oh wait - it hasn't come out yet!


*ba dum tss*

A man walks into a bar with a piece of green tarmac on his head...

The landlord says to the rest of the customers:

"Don't talk to him! He's a **cycle path**!"

Ba Dum Tss!

911

Worker > 911,What's your emergency?

Man > My wife is going to give birth!

Worker > Is this her first born?

Man > No,it's her husband

*Ba Dum Tss*

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