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Asynchronous Jokes

Employee on NSFW Sites...

Boss: What have you been working on the last few hours?


Employee: A graphic display of convergent asynchronous load distribution.


Boss: The tracker flagged you on bukkake sites.


Employee: I stand by my previous statement.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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