Asynchronous Jokes - 2 Hilarious Asynchronous Jokes

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Employee on NSFW Sites...

Boss: What have you been working on the last few hours?

Employee: A graphic display of convergent asynchronous load distribution.

Boss: The tracker flagged you on bukkake sites.

Employee: I stand by my previous statement.

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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