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Do you know why I don't eat at Chili's or Applebee's?

Because i'm old enough to microwave my own food...

Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:

"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"
After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher called on Little...

I used to eat at Applebees

then I got enough money to buy my own microwave.

Why do bears not wear shoes?

Because they have bear feet.

(I just heard this from a little girl at Applebee’s)

So I was on tindr today and someone offered me a $125/hr "girlfriend experience"

So she expects me to pay her 125 an hour to argue with me in the middle of an Applebee's!?

Help, my mom has a Karen haircut.

We may be going to an Applebee's, I don't want to speak with the manager.

I wrote this joke

Veterans day Bowe Bergdahl walks into an Applebees in his uniform.

Eats a hearty dinner, and is satisfied with it. Afterwards, the waitress comes over and asks. "Dessert sir?"

Bergdahl replies: "Already did"

Little Ken Fok grew up working hard in his father’s restaurant in China

Every day before school he would get up at 6am and help prepare the dishes for that days lunch before coming home from school at 4pm to help with the evening shift by preparing and serving customers. He would make Spicy crab cakes, shredded pork and tofu. He would work until midnight and then repeat...

(Long) A man was hungry, bored and thirsty...

One day a man was bored, hungry and thirsty from partying all night at a friends house. So since it was basically the middle of the day he thought that the juice store and the local Applebee’s would have really long lines and he decided to head on down to the bookstore for some entertainment.
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