Adult Diaper Jokes - 11 Hilarious Adult Diaper Jokes

I began wearing adult diapers for 2 reasons:

Reason #1 and #2.

A man buys adult diapers

The clerk asks "are you one of those weirdos with a diaper fetish?" with a judgmental look on his face

The man says "no, I'm an Amazon warehouse employee."

The clerk says "Ah, I understand now."

Where do people who need adult diapers live?

In continents.

My friend asked me, "What kind of adult diapers do they sell for Pennywise the Clown?"

It depends.

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I used to change adult diapers for a living...

But I don't deal with that shit anymore.

My new line of heavy duty adult diapers will be called pangaea pull-ups,

It's for the super-incontinent

William Shatner is going to sponsor a new line of women's jeans made to hide adult diapers underneath.

They're going to be called Shatner Pants.

Diapers

Why are baby’s diapers called loves, huggies, and pampers, while adult diapers are called depends?

Well that’s because when we’re babies our family will still pamper, love, and give us huggies after changing our diaper, but when we’re adults it depends on who’s in the will.

What did Michael Sorrentino say when they asked him if he would be ok with wearing adult diapers on some of the new episodes of Jersey Shore?

It depends on The Situation.

Two very active seniors

Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89), living in The Villages, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way, they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter, "Are you ...

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A call from the hospital

A man comes home from work, and as he's opening the door, he hears the phone ringing. He puts down his toolbox, and picks up the receiver.

"Hello?"
"Hello, is this Steve Sanders?"
"Yes, it is..."
"Hello, Mr. Sanders. I regret to have to tell you that your wife has been in an awful ca...

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