Every morning I tell myself, "You have so much within you. You can do it!"
And then I sit on the toilet.
Foolproof: How I became a billionnaire in just 15 days. You can do it too.
When my wife and I got married we only got 0.50$ of combined wealth.
I was wandering around in the fruit market in desperation, that was when I saw an apple for 50 cents. I was so hungry that I spent our 50 cents in a blink of an eye. On one apple.
But then it hit me: What have I done?...
"push push...harder.. you can do it.. little more!!" I was yelling at my pregnant wife..
But despite her best efforts,the car didn't start.
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A man is sitting on a train opposite a busty blonde wearing a tight mini skirt. Suddenly he realizes she's not wearing any panties. "Are you looking at my pussy?" asks the blonde. "I'm sorry." says the man, blushing. "That's all right," replies the women, "I'm proud of my pussy. It's very talented. ...
My gym teacher was shouting at me like “Power comes from the legs! I know you can do it!”
It felt really bad as I was standing on a ledge on the 31st floor.
My dad asked me, “Did you get an A in your Spanish exam?”
Me: C.
Dad: Well done. I knew you can do it!
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